chicken nuggets

bunrobot:

"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"image

baby: a- a- a-
parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
baby: a- aaa- al-
parents: apple?? air??
baby: a- al- al-
baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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unshaped:

SHE DREW A FACE ON A CARROT

unshaped:

SHE DREW A FACE ON A CARROT

90s90s90s:

Me and my friends used to sing this at recess.

taggedbooty:

thanks mom

taggedbooty:

thanks mom

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

official-sciencesideoftumbler:

thatmlc:

queenofcorgis:

opal-porn:

Ethiopian opal geode

egg

egg

Egg

daintychinaprincess:

urfbownd:

There should be a show just called “AU”

every single episode, a group of the same characters are in a different alternate universe with no explanation as to why.

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